It's Friday. Sex?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
