maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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