is your mom at the bar?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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