Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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