there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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