Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
