If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Boobs speak an international language.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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