he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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