I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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