He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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