The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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