i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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