I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Randomize
