alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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