I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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