He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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