1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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