Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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