We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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