well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
