scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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