okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You had me at "let me see your balls"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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