Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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