Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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