if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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