she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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