Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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