he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
