my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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