i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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