Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
