you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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