have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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