i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
im calling her cock vulture from now on
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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