Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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