Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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