If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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