i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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