Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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