margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Welp...herpes.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
