I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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