On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
A bitchslap is in order.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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