everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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