I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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