a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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I need you to use more vowels.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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