ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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