4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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