I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
