Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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