i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Someone shattered a urinal.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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